Hi everyone, my name is Muca. Pardon my interruption, I won’t take much of your time. I am here to make a plea for a cage overhaul. I admit, I do love to move my pig-gloo around, spread hay all over my fleece, and poop outside my bins, but does that mean I have to live in my own filth? Please please please… will someone give me a little fresh bedding and a clean fleece with a hint of dryer scent? Is that to much to ask people?
For the good of everyone… please clean my cage!

Poor Mookie! I’m so sorry your Mommie is neglecting you! I will send you a hotline number to take care of her soon!
I am laughing hysterically!